Forgot to give this a title…there.

December 16, 2007

It being Christmas, and me making the command decision not to work so darn much for a bit, I’ve entered total (mostly online) shopping mode, and it is getting pretty ugly. I’ve been rationalizing it by telling myself that I should buy lots of presents for people this year, because I can this year, and I probably can’t this year. That part is mostly fine; I like buying presents for people.

But once I start doing that, I start buying other stuff, and once I cave in on one thing, I end up caving in on kind of a lot of things that it turns out I need to wear that first thing. Today, I bought a belt. Specifically, a belt that will be worn over a shirt. I know. But I have these super-soft long-sleeved t-shirts that I got for like ten dollars in San Luis Obispo, and I can’t really wear them because when I wear them over jeans, there is that weird thing where the jeans button is. You know, the thing where the corner above the botton hole sort of doesn’t lie flat, so if you’re wearing something thin, it pokes out a little. I guess this probably doesn’t happen if you are really skinny, your jeans probably don’t do that thing, but mine do, and I need a belt to go over that area. I suspect this is how the whole belth-over-shirt thing started. Damn jeans.

Way back in the late summer, I had tried on this skirt at JCrew, which is not there anymore, but it was wool, herringbone, and ADORABLE. I patiently waited for many months til it went on sale then bought it in both brown and gray. But then, that meant it was time, finally time, to get new knee-high black boots. I always have to get extended-calf boots, like half the Internet does from what I can tell, which is fine. But really, I only need a tiny bit more extension, like half an inch. But extended-calf boots give you at least an extra inch, so then the boots are a little too big. Even when you can order a specific calf size, since those go in full inches. But whatever, it’s fine, they look ok, and they zip up, which is really all I care about. To my credit, I did not then go also buy a pair of knee-high brown boots, and will endeavor to just get my sort of crappy ones repaired.

But then I bought some casual brown boots for tromping around in on weekends. I know.

This of course makes me sounds like a crazy person with 45 pairs of shoes and crap she doesn’t wear. I don’t have a lot of shoes, and I have been wearing all the new things I bought. I do, indeed, need to get rid of lots of old stuff that I hate. But really, I mostly wear jeans (mostly from the Gap) and t-shirts (mostly from Old Navy) and sweaters (mostly from both), so I guess I don’t feel too bad and buying more stuff. A little bad, but not too bad.


Dudes: Pay Attention

November 26, 2007

If you aren’t reading the semi-regular “Crap Email from a Dude” features on Jezebel, well, you really should. Personally, I haven’t gotten a really good crap email from a guy since college, but nearly anyone, boy or girl, who has ever broken up with someone, um, ever, will probably see something familiar in these. I know I’ve sent at least one crap email in my life. But not since I turned, like 20. These people are often notably not 20. High comedy.


Dudes!

November 19, 2007

I did not read the internet today, on account of the busy. Let’s see what I missed!

Oh wait, this I already knew from The Metro, but Mike Huckabee has an ad with Chuck Norris. how much does that make you want to vote for Mike Huckabee? A lot, right? More than it should? Or is that just a statement of the obvious?

Hrm, looks like a slow day on cnn.com. Oh, in US News, terrribleness – an 8 and 9 year-old rape an 11 year-old girl, and hate crimes up 8%! Great. And climate change is getting worse. Ok. No more CNN. Something else…

I can’t imagine you don’t know about this, but perhaps one of the best sites Ro ever introduced me to is http://www.kottke.org.  Jason Kottke collects little interesting bits of the web and posts about them, usually just in short little blurbs. One of the my favorite things that he posts a fair amount of are maps. Maps drawn from memory, strange maps, and the NYC subway being built.

He posts a few times a day usually, and it is almost always interesting.


This is just silly

August 15, 2007

Everyone on the entire Internet has written the words about how after you’ve not written in a while, you feel like the next post has to be a big catching-everyone-up-on-life post and that’s so hard and overwhelming so you just write nothing then and time MARCHES ON. Heh.

Luckily for me, nothing particularly interesting happens in my day-to-day, so I can catch you up right quick: my brother graduated college and I went on a road-trip re-creation of a spring break trip, except with my grandparents, mom, and aunt (and more beer, oddly); my brother than moved to Seattle and had all his shit stolen while stopped in Portland for the night; I trained for and completed a wicked long bike ride to raise money for cancer research; and Ro and I got a cat. Only ONE of those things is even wholly about me, see? So sad.

I did create a little site for my photos, giving me one place to put the ones I really like (right now they are scattered all over the Internet among whatever photo-hosting sites were willing to make my life easiest at the time), talk about them, maybe finally get on the whole “learn Photoshop” thing. I am too lazy/busy at the moment to create anything remotely custom, but the dark background works well for the photo-displaying anyhow, I think. So check it, it’s in the blogroll. Only two things there, so I am going to give the benefit of the doubt that you can figure out where to go. 


Tired of (part one of eighty billion)

April 5, 2007

These two photograph compositions:

  1. Looking down at photographer’s shoes. Tips of shoes take up bottom 1/4 of frame. Top 3/4 may be floor, ground, or the actual subject of the photo.
  2. Frame about two feet above and looking directly down at a surface. Subject often objects on a table.

Stop taking these pictures, please. I’m sure it’s just overexposure, but they are driving me right out of my goddamned mind. I look down at the floor and down at my desk all day. Also, your shoes aren’t that cute. And yes, you have evoked the charm of everyday objects, congratulations, so has everyone else with a digital camera and a knickknack.


Testing

January 18, 2007

I wanted to test posting photos via Flickr, so here is a picture from Barcelona. Check it.


Internet Pet Peeves

December 12, 2006

"My hot little hands" – as in, "Once I get the Wii in my hot little hands, life will be complete." It’s like watching a cliche be born.

"Frabjous" – as in, "Hello, I am a douchebag. Frabjous!" Seriously, what the hell is this? It appears to mean "fabulous." But in baby talk?


Links – All Comics, All Awesome (with bonus twist ending!)

October 27, 2006

1. Dinosaur Comics. The Platonic ideal of all webcomics. Off the top of my head, here are five things I love about Dinosaur Comics: (1) Ryan manages to write something new using the same image every day; (2) exclamation points (this recent comic deals with just that issue, in fact!); (3) the way that T-Rex’s casual murder of that tiny woman is almost never mentioned; (4) the guest strips (one series in 2005, starting there, and another in 2003, starting here); and (5) the flyover jokes.

2. Nedroid (via Dinosaur Comics). Nedroid, as far as I can tell, draws random comics, including a series featuring Beartato (a bear/potato). Nedroid also has a livejournal, which seems to have more comics and drawings than the website. I have a few favorites. This one explores the dangers of ketchup. This one explores the delights of hiding in bushes. His livejournal currently features a high robot quotient. Awesome!

3. Exploding Dog. This one is kind of hard to explain. Readers send in titles, and he draws a comic from them. They often turn out funny, or sad, but mainly surreal. A few recent ones I like: you guys make me happy, this is what I was put on earth to do, it was a long time ago but I still think about it, and I thought we had discussed this

4. The Perry Bible Fellowship. Master of the twist ending. Here are a few of my favorites: No One is Thirsty, Missing Grandfather, Prank Dragon, Dinosaur Meteors, and QPI Interview (that one is maybe only funny to me).

5. Read a book, for Christ’s sake.


This is not the post you’re looking for

September 29, 2006

This isn’t my post for today, but I have two urgent things to say:

1. I can’t believe you brought Gray’s Fucking Anatomy onto our precious blog. Gross. Don’t I have some kind of blog entry veto power?

2. You know how sometimes I do that hilarious thing you love where I’ll explain a joke? Like when someone on TV makes a lame joke, i.e. Grissom, and then I laboriously explain it, making it even worse? But I can’t stop laughing, because I think there is nothing funnier than over-explaining a bad joke? And sometimes I can keep a straight face for up to 10 pedantic seconds? Hee, I’m laughing just thinking about it. Well, now there’s a website for that, but where lame joke = Marmaduke cartoon. Just trust me. Go there. (via Fresh Arrival)
 


Two Reasons

September 21, 2006

A friend of mine at work was venting, and she apologized for complaining. I said there was no need because (in addition to the fact that I am champion complainer), complaining is what keeps us from shooting people in the face.

The other thing is the Internet. (Yes, there are only two things that keep me from going on a spree. As Ro learned to her HORROR today. I’m kidding. Or am I?) Specifically, the fact that Internet provides unfettered repeat access to delights ranging from clips from TV shows or movies that I want to watch over and over, to recipes for delicious dinners I need to find the time to cook, to countless pictures of puppies. There is so much to love about the Internet, of course, and the bulk of the time I waste on it is spent reading people’s stories or the news or comics, looking up the release date of the new Zelda game, or window-shopping, but when I need a break from my day, a release valve on the dangerous buildup of rage, I turn to puppies, air dancing, and pictures of food.

Here are the things I watch or read to enhance my calm.

1. Turk air dances to Poison on Scrubs.  Just put it on a loop, but be prepared to laugh. And laugh loud, friends, laugh loud. Scrubs is a great and underrated show, and this was perhaps the silliest but most memorable thing they’ve ever done.

2. Cute Overload. Shut up. This should also go in my list of reasons why I am a girl. The writing is a bit too cute (you could say I find myself on cute OVERLOAD…heh), but the pictures are a delight! Right? RIGHT?

3. Well Fed. I never read this site regularly. I wait until I totally want to zone out and pretend that I am going to cook all weekend. I really love cooking, so reading about how to make something delicious-looking sort of zens me out in this weird way. Plus, the pictures are always really good.

4. Ok Go’s Here it Goes Again video.  A catchy song and wacky-fun dance? Sold. The only downside is that every time I watch this, the song is stuck in my head for at least 3 days. You’ve been warned.

I swear I didn’t mean to do a links post on the same day as Ro. Now she’s going to beat me.